The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone’s windshield.

(Okay, I must confess I didn’t come up with this. Angela forwarded me this email and I thought it was funny enough to post. Ang, when you get a Blog I’ll link to ya!)

Just got this from a friend on email:

Check your driver’s license. Now you can see anyone’s Driver’s License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was. Picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same. Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked “Please Remove.” This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.

Go to this site: http://www.license.shorturl.com

At a party a while back, a girl named Sara mentioned ODD - Oppositional Defiance Disorder. So I’m posting it here in order to remember it later when my memory fades. Thanks Sara!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/

I have nothing more to say about that.

I know people who know people who rob people. (Yes, this is a movie line but I will use it as my own. I just added it here so I can remember it.) Do it. Do it.

Greg (aka G-Dawg) came up with ADS today while we’re “working” on the rehab. Normally G-Dawg works his butt off, but today we were doing some strategic planning and stuff so we had a bunch of time to BS about things, life, etc. So when about 11:30am rolled around and he was reaching for the last Pete’s Wicked Ale in the uberFridge (this thing has 2 temperature settings in the reefer part; Frozen and Rock Solid Frozen. Sounds nice, yes but when your sandwich is frozen and its lunch time it kind of sucks…) I gave him the usual sarcastic crap I dish out to everyone. So his retort had something to do with ADS: Alcohol Deficiency Syndrome. I don’t’ remember the other details but it was funny as ‘ell!

I urge you all to sign our petition and get it as a recognized medical condition. After which we will try to petition for state supported medical alcohol (and a DUII get out of jail free permit) kind of like medical Marijuana.