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Tweezers () ()
Tuesday August 23rd 2005, 11:31 pm in Random

Sure, she left a bunch of crap that I’d never use when she moved out months ago but the fancy tweezers I bought are gone. The hottie at Nordstrom’s cosmetics section upsold me from the el-cheapo model and the best part was when she said “I enjoy these.” As in someone enjoys tweezing stuff? Weird. But she was super hot so I bought them anyway. Who knows - maybe I would enjoy it too. Wrong - not so much. Well, a lot of good that loofah spunge does me when I need to pull an ingrown hair. And airport security confiscated my miniature swiss-army knife that had tweezers earlier this year. I swear, what did they think I can do with a 3/4″ knife that most women can’t do with their fingernails? Argh! Worst part is, this will be just like the toothpase where I forget to pick up tweezers for a couple weeks.

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